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18Sep/118

Why don’t psychics ever contact dead family members that are in Hell?

They seem to always be in Heaven. What's up with that? Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that psychics are all completely full of sh*t?
Alix, so basically what you are saying is that you're scared of getting punched in the face for telling somebody that their relative is in Hell so you instead make up a bullshit story about demons?

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  1. It’s really hard to get to people in hell, the lines are always busy since Satan is always making prank calls.

  2. Yes, almost certainly.

    If there were real psychics – wouldn’t they work on Wall Street?

  3. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAH

    I’ll have to find me a psychic and ask them about that

    prolly cuz if they’re in hell Satan holds a microphone up and they say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    and that’s prettty much that.

  4. because if they said they were in hell they’d lose all credibility.

  5. Hell is a myth. Like heaven. Like god.

    Simple really.

  6. Well, common theory is that psychics are contacting demons who pretend to be dead people.

  7. Dear yahoo answers, why would somebody ask a question, and when given a serious, well studied, and logical answer they spit in your face without even looking up anything about whether or not the answer could be possible?

  8. Dear Jesus ?

    why dont you contact your follower, the humble christian ppl ???

    dont you know they have worship you for 2000 years now ?


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